adamdna:

acekoral:

catchymemes:

Why should I use my poison removers after I am poisoned in the poison swamp. I have to safe them in case a second bigger poison swamp surprises me

#everytime

cock-holliday:

cock-holliday:

I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m

1. letting pedestrians know.

2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or

2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up

3. It makes it a habit

Lemme be clear I don’t give a wet fuck about the law, I do care about communicating safety to those around me. Put a BMW driver in charge and turn signals would become illegal and id still use them idfc

anxietyproblem:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

wastelandwhisperer:

douglasbradburyverne:

Larian should definitely give a raise to whoever’s in charge of their social media

midnightsoliloquy:

saurons-pr-department:

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

baldurs-backdoor:

feather-x-crown:

“Ooh. More.”

I adore their little happy dance after you give them pets ; u ;

zangoonse:

i love the phrase “cruel and unusual.” not only is what you’re doing mean but it’s also quite frankly fucking bizarre